// DIAGNOSTIC MODE — URL ANALYSIS

Marketing Jerk Score

Paste any landing page URL. We extract the structure, Claude tears it apart, and you get a score from 0–100 with a fix list, mini rewrite, and shareable roast report.

Free. No account. Results stored 30 days at a permalink you can share.

We roast the page. Not the person.

Target URL

Landing Page URL

Must be a publicly accessible page. No login walls.

What You Get

📊 Score 0–100 with breakdown across 5 dimensions

🏅 Badge (Conversion Assassin → Call a Professional)

🔥 Roast paragraph — blunt, specific, about structure

🔧 5 Fix Items — actionable, in order of impact

✏️ Mini rewrite — headline, subhead, CTA improved

🐦 3–5 Tweets — ready to copy and post

🔗 Shareable permalink — lives for 30 days

Score Badges

90+ Conversion Assassin

75+ Competent Marketer

60+ Trying Hard

40+ Needs Adult Supervision

0+ Call a Professional

From URL to Better Page

After your roast, hit "Fix This Page →" on the results screen. Same URL goes straight into the generator.